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I hate my novel

  • Mar. 6th, 2009 at 6:25 PM
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50 pages to go - around 5000 words to add in edits, and a ton of mistakes to fix. I HATE it. It's terrible. It's a foulup of epic proportions.

So close...and yet so very, very far.

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Feb. 13th, 2009

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The always fascinating agent Nathen Bransford blogged today about Free Ebooks. He asks if free content is inevitable and how it will work for authors, if at all? One commented, RW, made an excellent point, which I wanted to bring up:

Free Media HELPED the music industry )
I really can't comment much on this except to say I agree entirely. I've never seen as much buzz around live music and support for indie and up-and-coming bands as I have since myspace and the free music brainwave. I'm buying less CDs, this much is true, but we go to more live shows. We're also more likely to buy an album at a show. And a t-shirt.

As we say, no one knows exactly how free media will work for authors, but we need to investigate more alternative revenue streams if we want to keep going in this business.

Recent Publications/Acceptances

  • Feb. 11th, 2009 at 1:28 PM
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I figured I'd better do one of these posts. This is only my fiction and poetry sales - I'll do one with my non-fiction sometime this week:

Publications:
  • 'Court of the Litterfey' (short story). Reflections Edge, December Issue, 2008.
  • 'Over the Edge', Mindflights print anthology, issue 4, 2009.
  • 'Over the Edge' (poem). Mindflights, November 18, 2008
  • 'Two Warriors and the Lost Words' and 'Creme Biscuits' (poems). Wordgatherings, December 2008.

    Acceptances:
  • 'She'll be Right', (short story), Big Pulp Magazine, Spring 2009 edition.
  • 'Wack', (short story), Highly Commended in Oceanview Short Story competition, Jan 2009.
  • 'Window Eye' and 'Beautiful Girl' (poems). Illumen, forthcoming April 2009.
  • 'Zombie Tolkien Takes in a Movie' (poem). From the Assylum, forthcoming issue.
  • 'Urban Funeral' (poem). Breath and Shadow, forthcoming issue.

Writing Motivation

  • Feb. 5th, 2009 at 12:36 PM
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What motivates us to write?

Whilst camping over the weekend, I discussed this with a girl working on her first book. She said her desire to write stemmed from a belief that she had to leave something behind 'for the world to remember her'. For her, a book was the only way to ensure her

This is a common feeling among writers, one I confess to sharing on some occassions. I wondered why this was - why, when we read a book do we feel compelled to be the story-tellers, rather than the listeners? Why is writing and publishing the only keys to immortality?

I think, in part, it's the way the human mind remembers things, like our favourite childhood books. Writing something down commits it to memory - it gives a stray thought a concrete form. Perhaps, as people who desire our thoughts to be written down, the idea of them floating away unacknowledged and unexplored seems abhorrent.

I think it's also our love of remembering the places which exist in our imagination. Everyone remembers Homer for the stories he weaved, but no one remembers what colour his eyes were or whether he liked feta cheese or not. The ability to capture the imagination - which I think is intwined closely with what might constitute a soul - is what grants true immortality in the eyes of the world.

Something like that. Thoughts? Feelings? Comments? You know what to do.

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Feb. 4th, 2009

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I'm working on a series of short ebook reports for my website. I reckon I'm on a winning formula with my freelance efforts, and everywhere I go I see writers losing homes, facing bankrupcy, struggling to get by, and I think if I can do something to help, even in some small way, then I should.

The 10 report series will go up in installments, and then all ten reports will be sold as an ebook for a reduced price, with lots of free goodies.

They'll be priced way below what I should be pricing so that broke writers can afford them (but can't be free though, otherwise I'll go broke too :)) and I'll be adding lots more free material to the website too. Stay tuned, as hopefully the first installment will go up this weekend.

I'm plodding away on Thorn, halfway through the text now, but CDH's imput means I have to go back over that first half AGAIN. He keeps coming in while I'm writing waving his finger at me, shouting "I've got it! This is what you have to do..." He's brilliant - the best friend a writer could have.

Over on Wedding Skulls I've post my second Favour February feature, on DIY punk rock candy buffets. I'm having so much fun with this series, I'd love to include more of these month-long features on the blog.

Bit of a rambly post today, I'm afraid. Proper, well-thought out content will be back next week, I promise :)
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My second ebook - and my first about the art of writing - is up on my website now.

Are you writing about a blind character? Avoid the common mistakes with 33 Mistakes Writers Make about Blind Characters...

Blind Characters is part of an ebook series founded by the fantasy writer Holly Lisle. Several authors - each an expert in their topic - contribute to the series. You can find Blind Characters, along with other ebooks on horses, courtroom law, firearms and ballet dancers, up at Holly Lisle's website.

I've been reading these ebooks for awhile now and I find them extremely helpful. I'm honoured to contribute to such a worthwhile series.

In other writing news, I've been working on edits to SSS, aka Thorn. All was going dandy till last night when CDH stormed into my office and demanded I open a new word document.

"I've solved the problem." He declared, and proceeded to dictate to me a prologue.

CDH is not a writer, and his prologue was bloody terrible. But he IS a reader, and what his prologue did was satisfy certian story questions that I hadn't been able to incorporate into the text in a satisfying manner. He also unwittingly provided me with inspiration for two more scenes, and a neat way of tying a minor plot device into an overarching theme from the story.

I loves him. He is SO brilliant.

So I am musing. And recovering from my camping expedition. 3 days of sleeping on hard earth, swimming in a beautiful freshwater lake, kayaking, walking, card-playing, metal singalongs, dealing to strange and giant insects, watching my friend smear deap-heat cream over his nether region, a late-night skinny dip and a mission to sabotage a Christian hearhten-burining bonfire (all in good fun, I assure you).
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Right. Well. 2 months turned into 4 months. Forgive me, dear readers, for I have sinned...

First off, my ebook Halloween Wedding Planner has arrived in the big wide world. To help promote the book I've begun Wedding Skulls blog over on blogger - advice and inspiration for couples planning halloween, gothic, steampunk and misc. alternative weddings. I've had plenty of positive feedback so far, so I highly recommend stopping over and commenting on some of the posts. As for the Halloween Wedding Planner, you can buy it for $8.95 from my website shop or the Wedding Skulls blog

My second ebook, 33 Mistakes Writers Make About Blind Characters, is on sale through HollyShop and my own website sometime this week. I'll update you as soon as it's available.

Secret Steampunk Project is in another editing stage before being shipped back off the Harper Collins around March/April.

Married life is AWESOME and I thoroughly recommend it to everyone. The wedding was super fun. Pop over to the Wedding Skulls blog to see photos.

I'm still trying to decide exactly what direction to take this blog. Because I want to sell more writing-related info products, I'm not sure whether to keep this blog as a semi-personal thing, have another blog for writing stuff, and my Wedding Skulls blog for my subcultural stuff. Alternatively I could just keep this as my 'personal and writing blog' and then have Wedding Skulls. I'm trying to DECREASE my workload here, but I'm worried that I'm trying to reach two different audiences with the same blog - those interested in my writing-info products and info about writing, and those into following mine and CDH's adventures, heavy metal, books in general, and sausage rolls. I'll ponder a little further.

In the meantime, feel free to comment!

There be changes afoot

  • Aug. 21st, 2008 at 5:25 PM
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As of today bookbogan is on haitus for TWO MONTHS. I know that's a long time, but I'm getting married on Halloween, and I need to concentrate on that, and my novel and ebook writing.

When I return this blog will take a much more structured form, and I'll be posting more often. It will work like this:

monday: writing post
wednesday: review (book, music, website, whatever)
friday: random and amusing.

In the meantime, you might like to have a look at my new website www.steffgreen.com, There will be a bit of content going up over the next two months (but probably not too much) and in mid/late november it will start getting a lot busier as my first ebooks go live. I'm very proud of what I have so far, as I've managed to teach myself basic html code in an afternoon. Go me! Anyway, have a looksie if you're interested.

poetry, novel and non fic ramble.

  • Aug. 8th, 2008 at 12:18 PM
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Yaaay, three of my favourite poems have gone up over at Breath and Shadow. Here's the link:

http://www.abilitymaine.org/breath/July08/sgreen.html

I really love this magazine and what they do. Every member of the staff has a disability, so there's been lots of delays this year because two staff members were hospitalised. But finally, finally they're back on their feet. Enjoy. Feel free to comment here or to Breath and Shadow if you like/dislike any of the work.

On Red Sabbath

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New Book!

  • Aug. 1st, 2008 at 7:39 AM
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Why do i do this to myself? Seriously!

I am writing a new book. It is YA. It takes some of the funny from the probably never publishable 'In League with Satan' and mixes it with a really dark plot. I loves it so far. I've already written the query letter (I often do that first. I can change it, but it really helps me focus on what kind of story I want to write). This book is currently called Red Sabbath (although that will DEFINITELY change) and is, to quote my query, 'what the Cormac McCarthy's 'The Road' would be like if it were written by Ozzy Osbourne'.

So...I want to have the first draft finished by the end of September. That's two months folks. I think the finished book will be around 70k, but the first draft will probably end up closer to 50. I need to keep mysef motivated with this one, so I'm going to attempt to write up EVERY day with my new WIP total, so you can all bask in my awesomeness and I can keep myself motivated.

Stats for today:
total: 2941 words of 50k. 5.8%

In other news, SSS is wheedling its way through a few US agents. I've had some positive feedback, so that's cool. I love love love love LOVE this book, and I really think it could be THE ONE. I think I just haven't found quite the right person yet. After CDF edits it this month it will be sent out to my HC contact and we shall see where that ends up.

I have book reviews to do. Like fifty million of them. Argh, so little time!

Jul. 18th, 2008

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CDF's band is playing their second gig tonight. We're all a little worried about the turnout. Neither of us have heard the other two bands that are playing. We have no idea whether they'll bring five people or fifty. A friend of ours has graciously decided to have a party on the same night (grrrrr) so heaps of people we know will be going there instead. I'm a little bit gutted about that since CDF could really do with the support and it's not like we went to every single gig said friend did with his band...oh wait, we did. Bookbogan apologises for her display of anger, but she's a little bummed.

His first gig WENT OFF! Many people said he was fabulous. His drum solo was flawless. We had a few sound issues - inevitable with six musicians on a stage the size of a postage stamp - but otherwsie they sounded great. The bar was packed out. I was so proud of him and so happy that one of his dreams has finally come true.

My dream of publication is still dangling just beyond my reach. I'm editing Seekrit Steampunk Project with my two readers before I send it to Harper Collins. I've had two US agents request the partial so far. The main problem I have is that I tend to throw everyone into the action right off, and explain NOTHING at ALL. I'm so mindful of not having three chapters of backstory that I do the complete opposite thing. It's actually an easily solved issue, just needs people like my wonderful readers to tell me where they are confused, and then I add explanation, and voila!

Writing-World.com accepted an article of mine 'Writing the Fantastical Query' which will be in their newsletter soon. And I'll have a steampunk article and a review of Stephanie Knehnert's 'I Wanna Be Your Joey Ramone' in the upcoming issue of Nocturne Magazine So those are positive things indeed!

Bookbogans top 50 Albums of all time.

  • Jun. 19th, 2008 at 11:51 AM
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I can justify every one of them. Although tomorrow this will all change when I think of all the albums I've forgotten.
1. The Distillers – Coral Fang
2. Girl Anachronism – Dresdon Dolls
3. Arch Enemy – Soul of a New Machine
4. Manowar – Battle Hymns
5. Iron Maiden – Seventh Son of a Seventh Son
6. Metallica – Ride the Lightning
7. Nightwish – Dark Passion Play
8. The Rasmus – Dead Letters
9. Sisters of Mercy – Vision Thing
10. Alice Cooper – Welcome to My Nightmare
11. Black Sabbath – Paranoid (if I had room I'd put the first four Sabbath Albums)
12. Judas Priest – British Steel
13. Blind Guardian – Tales from the Twilight World
14. Blind Guardian – Nightfall on Middle Earth
15. Iron Fire – On the Edge
16. Mezarkabul - Unspoken
17. Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds – Abbitoir Blues/The Lyre of Orpheus
18. Megadeth – Peace Sells…but who's buying?
19. Skyclad – The Silent Whales of Lunar Sea
20. Burzum – Filosofern
21. Bathory – Blood, Fire, Death
22. Opeth – Blackwater Park
23. Pink Floyd – Dark Side of the Moon
24. Robert Plant and the Strange Sensation – Mighty ReArranger
25. Venom – Black Metal
26. Leave's Eyes – Lovelorn
27. Kamelot – Karma
28. Mad at Gravity – Ressonence
29. The Who – My Generation
30. Skepticism – Stormcrowsfleet
31. Alice in Chains - Dirt
32. Bob Dylan – Time out of Mind
33. Johnny Cash – American IV – When the Man Comes Around
34. Johnny Cash – The Hits/Best of (this is the only best of I'll include, because it really, really is impossible to chose)
35. Suzi Quatro – Suzie Quatro
35. Pantera – Cowboys from Hell
37. Iron Maiden – Powerslave
38. Ensiferum – Iron
39. Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds – Murder Ballads
40. Dio – Holy Diver
41. Lordi – The Arockalypse
42. Apocalyptica – Amplified//a decade of reinventing the cello (okey, I lied, this is the second best of)
43. Hammerfall - Chapters
44. Finntroll – Jakten's Tid
45. Dreamtheater – Images and Words
46. The Cure - Disintigration
47. Sigur Ros - Takk
48. N. U. T. E – Cyborg Resistance
49. Nightwish - Oceanborn
50. Symphony X – The Divine Wings of Tragedy


Agree? Disagree? Want to ask me what the hell I was thinking? What are yours? Comment away

Bookbogan's life update

  • Jun. 18th, 2008 at 3:07 PM
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Seekrit Steampunk Squirrels just reached 55k! It should be finished by the end of this weeked at approximately 60k words. It's probably the most polished first draft I've ever completed, and I've already made some extensive revision notes, so the rewrite will probably breeze by. There are definitely a couple of scenes to add, but nothing too strenuous, and by the end it will probably be around 65k, maybe pushing 70 if I think of lots more that needs adding. I aim to start querying with the first chapter done by next week.
In other bookbogan news, I am nursing a serious black eye, given to me by my flatmate during swords training. He feels so bad, even though it was totally my fault for not having on a mask. I had Monday off work on occount of the wooziness, which was actually nice. Got lots of writing done, scholarship stuff, and CDF rung about five times to make sure I was okay. He returned from work bearing exquisite chocolates to cheer me up. I am so truly, truly blessed to have him
CDF's band is playing their first gig in two weeks. I'll do a write up about that maybe tomorrow.
Wedding bliss and wedding blues. We've found a wonderful photographer who is under budget and totally gets all our ideas. Unfortunately, we've also found out our jeweller has disappeared. His shop is gone, his telephones are all disconnected, and he never called when he said he would about our rings. CDF has designed our wedding bands as a surprise for me, and his mother melted down some of her grandmother's jewellery for the gold. He has our gold. I am not amused. CDF's mother has found his landlord and is going around there today to hopefully get some answers.
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Okey, so when I said tomorrow…
Without any aplomb, here are some short reviews of the spiffy books I've been reading lately, all spelling mistakes intact.
 
 
Whitechapel Gods is set in a steampunk Victorian London gone very much arwy. The Whitechapel district is cut off and ruled by two mysterical mechanical gods: Mama Engine and Grandfather Clock. We explore this world through Oliver and his band of insurgants, living in desperation in fear of the red and black cloaks and the vicious Boiler men. Oliver is a veteran of the previous uprising against the machines that went horribly, horribly wrong. He's determined not to repeat his last mistake, and this time they have a secret weapon that could finally free them, or kill them all…
I was first inticed by this book's fantastic cover art, and the back blurb had me hooked. The steampunk world is remarkably well-drawn; the filth-ridden, soot-cloaked London <> with clocks that allow Grandfather Clock to see all, read to me like a nineteenth century imagining of an Orwellian dystopia. The setting became another character, which is just as well, since the actual characters are weaker then the plot. This isn't a bad thing; there's a sense of this wasted, mechanical world dragging the characters and the story along with it, and I think that's just the atmosphere of futility the author was intending.
I thoroughly recommend this book. It's not perfect; the majority of the plot is a tension-packed build-up to a minute rebellion, and I thought there might have been a better explanation for the 'weapon'. But these criticisms pale in comparison to the sheer visual and visceral delight of this twisted tale. If his first book is THIS good, imagine what he'll be writing next.
Considered by many as the founder of urban fantasy, Emma Bull's debut novel is a triumph of imagination and intelligence. Rock musician Eddi McCandry just left her boyfriend when she finds herself running through the Minneapolis night, pursued by a sinister man and a terrifying dog. The two are one and the same; a phouka, who has chosen Eddi to help fight the eternal war between the Faerie Courts.
It is difficult to fault this book. The characters sizzle with vivacity and wit, the elegant prose is rich with lush description and the homage to dead and forgotten rock bands create a bond between author and reader (well, at least this reader). The whole novel aches with a musical quality, with characters that don't just talk the talk, but live the drama and the fantasy and the dance and the melody.
War for the Oaks is more than just a modern fairy story; it's about love and loyalty, creativity and sacrifice. There's an emotional resonance that so many of her successors lack; a knotting together of the beautifully fantastic and the achingly, frightfully real. I cannot gush enough about this book. Buy a copy, now.
I seem to be dabbling in a lot of fairy stories. Blame Melissa Marr and sexy, sexy Seth. But that is a whole other post reserved for when I get my hands on an inexpensive copy of Ink Exchange. Tithe opens in a bar in Philly where Kaye's mother – an alcoholic rock singer – is assaulted by her boyfriend. Kaye and her mother go to live with her grandmother for a time, where Kaye reconnects with some childhood fairy friends and discovers that she's not human. Now Kaye must save her friends from the impending war between the fairy courts and a dangerous fairy named Roiban who she alternatively loathes and gets horny over.
I love books about rock stars, which was why I was immediately drawn to this. However, the whole 'rock musician mum' thing is barely mentioned past the first chapter. The word to describe this book is 'bleak', with prosaic, Bosch-esque description, and sex, drugs and debauchery a staple of the fairy courts. Kaye's burgeoning purbery is explored both overtly and through the appearance of Roiban. She is a well-imagined character awash in a cast of miserable humans and depraved fairies.
I did like this book, as it's very well-executed and refreshing, but I do warn that it stands in stark opposition to other YA books on the market. I wouldn't recommend it for the younger YA readers; not so much for the sex, drugs and rock'n' roll, but for the sheer bleakness of the story. The prose style is very edgy; overdrawn describions pared with stark dialogue and short, choppy scenes. If feels unpolished, at times as though the reader is missing a line or two of dialogue, a page of setting navigation. All this adds to the atmosphere of what is a very dark story. It won't appeal to everybody, but I do recommend it for anyone interested in exploring a different voice on the YA market.
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It's a busy time for Bookbogan. She's writing an ebook for http://www.hollylisle.com/ (an exceptionally informative site and store which bookbogan highly recommends), getting ready to launch her website, plan her wedding to Cantankerous Drummer Fiance (Soon to be Cantankerous Drummer Husband), managing CDF's band, working on keyboard songs for her band, practicing swordfighting, working on her second draft of Seekrit Steampunk Squirrel, editing a friends book, writing her Rhodes Scharship application, and generally being a big ball of mess and chaos.

 

Bookbogan promises to treat her blog with more respect. She will update more often, with more interesting content, and more book and CD reviews (as opposed to NO book and CD reviews at the current state).

 

Just let her get through this week. Plzzzzzzz?

 

PS. http://www.lolcatbible.com/ if you don't know already.

 

Tomorrow, book reviews. I promise. Or, if not tomorrow, by the end of the week.

 

 

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I haven't posted in awhile. I suck, I know. Life's been busy, y'know?

Seekrit Steampunk project is progressing nicely, currently at 35,533 words of an estimated 50,000 for first draft. a Nano sized novel of hopefully superior quality. final draft should be 60k+, and finished by June if I have any say in the matter. I've already written a stellar query letter and compiled a list of potential agents. i can't wait to get this baby out there.

Writing Meme

  • Apr. 15th, 2008 at 2:04 PM
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 Writing meme
Memeing it up a notch. This one has been doing to blogosphere, so I thought I'd add mine to the pile.
My list seems relatively short, but remember that compared to others, I'm quite young.
 
1999-2001 Aprika Island series. Around this age (high school) I was reading a lot of serialised books "Sweet Valley High" and whatnot, and I wanted to write one. So I had these five characters that found a map in the attic of their school and sailed to a mysterious island. I planned books 1-100 in the series, wrote books 1, 2, 3 and 105 (seriously, go figure!) ½ of book 4, 20k of a "Super Special" addition, and bit and starts of others. Each book was around 30k, as at the time I had no idea of how long a novel should be. I still love love love the characters, and still think the overarching concept was cool, and am quite proud of the number I actually finished. But the writing was GOD AWFUL and these will never see the cruel daylight.
 
2000-2002: Paragon. This novel began because I was reading a lot of Wilbur smith and Michael Crichton and wanted to write a great adventure, science thriller with lots of shooting and espionage. Had no idea of plot when started and ended up with a complex twisted storyline and multiple POV thrillers at 90k. Problem was, I'd invented this top secret organisation and had NO IDEA what their point for existing was. I reached the climax of the story where I had to reveal the secret and got stuck.
 
2003-2005: Paragon, take 2. I decided it would make an awesome twist if they were all VAMPIRES. As I didn't read much then (2003-2004 were my first two years at university) and hadn't even heard of urban fantasy, I thought this was mighty original. I decided it would be a trilogy, plotted (but didn't write) the ending and began rewriting from the beginning using the vampire idea, but only worked in fits and starts thanks to a gruelling university workload.
 
2004: Back and There again: a musician's tale. Christmas present for my then-boyfriend. Humorous tale starring him as a popular rock guitarist who accidentally played "The Forbidden Chord" and sent himself back to ancient Greece. I worked on this over the summer and finished it at 40k just in time for Christmas. He proclaimed it "too mushy", and handed me a $20 DVD. This Christmas kind of put me off my usual practise of making elaborate gifts.
 
2006: RockStar: Mayhem: During musings over which band would front the next season of Rockstar (following INXS), I once remarked how funny it would be if it were Mayhem. Therein followed a 35k humorous romp detailing the disastrous RockStar Mayhem show, with myself and all my friends as contenders. We held "Dramatic readings" where we read and acted the book, and it was my Christmas present to all my friends that year. Possibly the funniest thing I've ever written, and completely unsalable. I'm hoping to rescue some of the scenes for another book.
 
2007-2008: Paragon, take 3. In early 2007 the NZ Con (Conspiracy II) offered the chance for 6 authors to pitch their completed manuscript in front of a publisher. I spat out an ending to Paragon, polished off the first chapter and sent it in, knowing the majority of the book totally blew but figuring I didn't have a chance anyway. Shows what I knew :). I spent the month before the con whipping the manuscript into shape; (all 120k of it) went down to Welly for a fabulous weekend, took some workshops and began believing I could actually be a writer. The editor loved my pitch and asked for the whole book, so I revised again and sent. Two months later she sent back an extremely pleasant no with a page of helpful advice. I then spent the remainder of 2007 stripping the book down, replacing around 80k with new material and heavily editing the rest, then had my fiancé read it and make me edit it MORE, then sent it back to her earlier this year. In June I shall hear back (cross fingers)
 
2007-2008: In League With Satan: my pride and joy. A novel about bogans fighting in the apocalypse. This 82k humorous fantasy took me only two months to write, including editing. There's love, death, heavy metal and badgers. Too crass and "provincial New Zealand" to sell, so I'm looking for a small pres that might be willing to take it on. Here's hoping!
 
2008: Current project. Secret Steampunk Squirrel (not the title, but I'm starting to think it should beJ). 17.5k of a projected 60k YA fantasy done, should be ready for submission by June.

Oooh la la satanism!

  • Mar. 13th, 2008 at 8:53 PM
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I was going to blog about something serious, and then I saw this

Although, that the fifth and sixth photos are stuff I actually would wear, minus the sacrificial goat, of course :)

...or would I?

Tolkien musings

  • Mar. 10th, 2008 at 11:41 AM
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Listening: Blind Guardian – Twist in the Myth

Reading: War for the Oaks – Emma bull

Rejections: none so far today.

 

I'm writing an article at the moment about Heavy Metal and Tolkien. The idea arose from some reviews of Tolkien-themed metal bands I did for the local Tolkien society magazine. It struck me that had the man been alive to hear Blind Guardian, or Battlelore, or Summoning, he'd probably have hated them. And yet their music stirs the hearts of millions of fans who adore Tolkien's work.

 

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Right, so I have come to the conclusion my query from Paragon must absolutly STINK. We're talking CDF's socks stinking here. We're talking Bookbogan's flattie after 3 hours of swordfighting stink here. And my In League with Satan query probably isn't much better.

So, I'm wondering if anyone out there, published or unpublished, vampire savvy or no, english speaking or no, human or no, badger or no, who would like to take a look at my query and tell me why it sucks. I'd be happy to repay you with cookies, or by critiquing something of yours that you are stuck on, or anything else that your heart desires. I would also like to post my query on my blog ith your comments (annoymous if you wish) so that anyone else wandering through the blogosphere (I love that word) who happens to turn up here might take example with my stupidity and not make whatever mistake it is that I am so obviously making. (30+ agents, 3 different attempts at a query letter. No requests. 99% form letters).

Ensiferum - Iron. Great album, especilly if you love double bass. The drumming is so simple but so effective, right at the front of the mix where you cannot help but hear it. Heavy on the toms and bass and light on cymbol, really atmospheric and cool. Layered with the guitars really well. Just simple, effective riffs you really want to, well, dance too. I love folk/viking metal. Shame about the lead singers voice, sounds like he's hoiking half the time, but otherwise, fantastic album. Just thought I'd slip that in there.

Smell you later - bookbogan